Doesn’t Like My Butt
This was in the back of a sketchbook I found in the UCSD Visual Arts facility. It made my day. 🙂
The One with the Cats
I found this in the vestibule of my apartment building one night, and I just had to open the envelope and read it. I put it back where I left it though, so I’m not a total asshole.
Forget the Army
I just found this in a forgotten packing box in my own garage, and have no idea how it got there.
CPR Training
I wish she was my girl–A sounds cute.
The Paper Bag Lover
A friend and I shared an apartment with some people we lived downstairs they lived upstairs, a few times when I’d come back from work weird notes like this would be on the stairs leading to our apartment, not long after they were evicted for selling drugs so we don’t know who they came from.
Not Relationship Material
I found this at my job. It was left by a customer. Apparently the “not relationship material” type of guys are in style.
The Cons Definitely Outweigh the Pros
I found this folded-up by a register at the Brookshire’s in my hometown. It was written on the back of an “ITEM NOT ON FILE LOG.” I don’t know who this person is, but they should probably not date either of these guys.
About Chad
When I was hanging out at this beer garden right on the beach, I looked down and noticed this on the floor by my foot. While the 3 people I was with continued their conversation, I read this to myself, amazed. Finally I had to interrupt them to show them my find. I think it … Continued
Full o’Shit Tubby
I found this in the street. One can only imagine what led this guy to refer to himself this way. Did his girlfriend call him this in a fight the previous evening?