Where to Do It

I found this walking back from the Y, just blowing across the grass, on a college campus. I say this couple has gone around from the “crossed off” locations and has a lot more places to go.

Walter Pops

I think this might be some sort of activity done in an English class or a reading group, but I found it in a grocery store parking lot so I’m not sure. Looks like they learned something, though.

Samiches and Beer

Found this tucked inside a row of Hot Wing sauce at our local Ralph’s market. Is this a lover’s quarrel “makeup” meal? How big of a jerky was he? Awh, but she still loves him. She’ll even buy him beer. WIC gets to pay for the bread for the “samiches.”

Weekend Plans

Ten years ago I was teaching high school. On a Friday just after school had let out I found this piece of paper in my classroom, and realized that it could well ruin one student’s carefully mapped out plans for the weekend. I ran after him, but he was gone – and I mean gone. … Continued

Peacemaker and Masturbation

I was walking in West Philadelphia when I found a bunch of books on the street to be disposed of. They were old, mostly from the 70′s, so I was intrigued. I picked up two and when I got home to look at them this fell out. The name of the book it fell out … Continued

Shoot Bibi Gun

I found this inside a children’s book at Goodwill. I thought he might have included a footnote for a minute there but when I unfolded the paper, sadly there was not one. I feel sorry for his sisters.

Contraception

Someone has some decisions to make.

It’s What’s for Dinner

I was checking out pockets of the luggage I’d bought from the Salvation Army, and inside were three pieces of memo paper with a list of supplements to be taken with “Lunch,” and “Dinner.” Found inside of a plastic baggy. The suitcase had a greyhound ID badge with the man’s name, address, and phone number. … Continued