Hot Dog Rolls and Doomesday

Found this outside my local Starbucks; it was folded in half so I was so happy to see the last item on the list when I opened it!

Ana’gore’tes

We run an all-ages music venue that typically specializes in intimate shows with indie acts from all around the Pacific Northwest. Recently, for Halloween, we invited the local high school kids to put on a metal show. It was great. After they all left, while cleaning up, we found these set-lists still lingering on-stage. These … Continued

Look at My Pecs

I found this in my favourite bar. They have glass topped tables, which people tend to shove rubbish under. There are usually plenty of receipts and old train tickets, so I was pleased to find something so strange and amusing.

Animal Attributes

I found this on a table in my work’s cafeteria. It was written on a napkin, and I thought that it was just hilarious, especially because it is all about someone named Lance, and that is my name, too.

Complimentary Paper Bag

I was walking to work and walked over an empty brown paper bag with multicolored writing on the visible side. I paused to read it without bothering to pick it up, and continued on my way. After walking a few blocks I couldn’t stop thinking about the sweet thoughts written on the bag (and wondering … Continued

Why We Are Best Friends

I was extremely happy to find one of my favorite books, Dancer by Colum McCann, at a Goodwill. I was even more excited to find this list folded within the pages. The author only made it to #28, but nonetheless I thought the listed reasons, like “your hugs and squezzes,” “warm vibe,” and “endless eyes,” … Continued

A Potion

I opened my chemistry textbook last September and out fell this note card. Maybe someone had just sniffed a whole bunch of chemicals, but it certainly looked like they had some crazy plans.

Cancelled

I hope the guy got the rest of his errands done. He left this at the cleaners where I work.