Please Send Refund

FOUND by Nancy Beckus; Danville, CA

I have a box of masks, wigs, fake noses, etc. Doesn’t everybody? Anyway, I get into this box a couple of times a year and this year I noticed a plain brown bag. I opened it and found a bunch of fake lemons (?). I don’t remember buying them, but anything is possible! In that bag was the attached note. I have no idea where it came from. I don’t know the name so I Googled Randy’s Frozen Steaks and there isn’t one in Colorado, or least anymore. I don’t know this person, but I am amused that she’s returning the “fly, the bat, and the tie.” What could it mean and what did she keep?