Every fiber of my being

We found this while walking along a wooded path behind our neighborhood. It smelled like it had been sprayed with men’s cologne. Loving the double commas!

I’ve Missed Too Many Places

My friend and I were riding bikes and wound up riding by this dumpster on the corner of 25th Ave & Ogden with tons of stuff overflowing out of it and boxes and boxes next to it.

The Feng Shui Was Not Right

The note was left by our house sitter when we were on the road with the circus. We “fired” her when she created a situation with the local teenagers that resulted in our home getting broken into. When we returned, every stick of furniture and every picture and wall hanging was removed and crammed into … Continued

Mean Little Bugger

So a friend was moving out of her flat, taking her books from the built in bookshelf with her. Her gay German flatmate was distressed. He didn’t have any books of his own, and the bookshelf would look sad sans books. So he did what any self-respecting semi-literate would do. He bought up several bulk … Continued

Don’t Leave

I am the landlord of an apartment building, and on one of my move-out days late this summer, I found this index card note stuck in the drawer of a desk someone was throwing away. Of course I was irritated by a tenant dumping their furniture in a place it wasn’t allowed, but more curious … Continued

Inappropriate Grandma

A co-worker found this in his driveway one Sunday morning. I kept it because it’s so damned funny and disturbing. The simple call of “flaps” got us through several horrendous days.

I Am in Great Peril

I was at a party last night up on the roof top of the Ritz Carlton on Canal Street last night. My friends and I decided to hit the lounge bar on the 3rd floor. So, we took the elevator down to the 3rd floor and when walking to the bar there was this open … Continued