Married Life

Found this treasure in the lunch room.

Every Thing About Them

This was written on the back of a kid’s notebook that I found lying in the street.

Oh, Hell No!

Found crumpled outside of a school just floating in the wind.

These Strange Midwestern People

I found this on the sidewalk by the Nelson Atkins Art Museum. I can’t help but wonder what specifically is so strange about Midwestern people – it remains a mystery to me.

Robot Deity

The robots deserve some saving.

Room 275

Coming home from a late night out in Kansas City for St. Patrick’s Day, I scrambled for some paper to leave my friend a note that I would be right back. That’s when I found this. We never did find out who was in Room 275.

B.M.

I found this stuck in the bushes of my front yard. I’m imagining some persnickety old woman passing it to a “young person” who had used more colorful language to describe said “BM.”

Take Me Home

I found this while on a walk during a break from work.

Parking Notice

I woke up and found this. Amazingly, it’s very threatening and lovable at the same time.