I found this on the sidewalk outside my house. It says a lot about the state of modern girlz’ minds and it makes me a bit sad– it’s hard being young. I also appreciate the ambiguity of “better” in question number five.
This note was inside our front door one Friday evening after we returned from a euchre game. If Jessica ever lived in at our address it was more than 12 years ago; odds are Bob got the wrong address. I hope he wasn’t too disappointed when Jessica didn’t call.