Blink Exists

I found this in the cafeteria in my high school the day after Blink-182 announced their reunion on the Grammys. I have to note, however, that the blink emblem is drawn backwards.

Romantically Attractive

Noticed this scrap of paper on the sidewalk and thought it was too great to not show someone! Love makes the whole world look better?

Biplop

Who/what is Bi Plop? The child’s name? I know that now I will NEVER forget to stop, drop and roll!

The Hardest Test I Have Ever Taken

I was volunteering at the recycling center that is part of my elementary school. I was digging through a trash-can, sorting things into paper, plastic, cardboard. I grabbed this out and laughed boisterously – this kid obviously knows what’s up.

I Will Control Myself

This item was found on my front lawn on Cavalry, back around 1989-90. A student must have dropped this on his way home from school. There were three pages of this at one time: I sent two pages to friends, and I had the last copy framed.

Introduction

Found this in the library where I work, sitting by itself on a table.

Double U, Double E, D

This was all wet and scrunched up on a tennis court where I play bike polo.

Grievances

I found this not too far from a school, and I assume it is part of a larger paper or project. This kid really thinks stuff isn’t fair. Welcome to life.

I Don’t Get Paid To Sit On Babies

Found this hidden in between several folded pages inside of a textbook in my English class. Seems like an in-class journal entry at first, but then you notice the giant F—. Probably a joke between friends. I’d love to know where this spawned from.

ADD in Chemistry

I found this laying on a table at a McDonald’s restaurant one afternoon years ago now. I just had to pick it up. Seems like some kid decided not to do their chemistry worksheet. I especially like the nitrite-eating monster. I hope the teacher let them off easy, probably because the whole page reminds me … Continued