Romantically Attractive

Noticed this scrap of paper on the sidewalk and thought it was too great to not show someone! Love makes the whole world look better?

Biplop

Who/what is Bi Plop? The child’s name? I know that now I will NEVER forget to stop, drop and roll!

The Hardest Test I Have Ever Taken

I was volunteering at the recycling center that is part of my elementary school. I was digging through a trash-can, sorting things into paper, plastic, cardboard. I grabbed this out and laughed boisterously – this kid obviously knows what’s up.

I Will Control Myself

This item was found on my front lawn on Cavalry, back around 1989-90. A student must have dropped this on his way home from school. There were three pages of this at one time: I sent two pages to friends, and I had the last copy framed.

Introduction

Found this in the library where I work, sitting by itself on a table.

Double U, Double E, D

This was all wet and scrunched up on a tennis court where I play bike polo.

Grievances

I found this not too far from a school, and I assume it is part of a larger paper or project. This kid really thinks stuff isn’t fair. Welcome to life.

I Don’t Get Paid To Sit On Babies

Found this hidden in between several folded pages inside of a textbook in my English class. Seems like an in-class journal entry at first, but then you notice the giant F—. Probably a joke between friends. I’d love to know where this spawned from.

ADD in Chemistry

I found this laying on a table at a McDonald’s restaurant one afternoon years ago now. I just had to pick it up. Seems like some kid decided not to do their chemistry worksheet. I especially like the nitrite-eating monster. I hope the teacher let them off easy, probably because the whole page reminds me … Continued

Book Burning

As I left for work this morning I noticed a triple hole punched piece of paper in the grass near my car. After reading it I think it is someones homework from the junior high a few blocks away.