Rap Battle

October 7, 2012

FOUND by Stephanie in a parking lot near a bar

Rap Killa Vanilla

October 4, 2012

FOUND by Boston Treat in Denver, Colorado

One night me and my girlfriend at the time were at the park near the Denver Zoo. She saw this bag from an elementary student with a notebook containing three different raps by this child; no doubt this kid aged around nine or ten.

Tyler Is Sweet

July 16, 2012

FOUND by Clover in Oregon

After locker clean-out at school, I found a binder in the trash. In the clear display cover was inserted this drawing of Tyler. In the insert on the back was this sweet kitten picture, a valentine from a girl.

Flawless Blonde Mullet

May 3, 2012

Found by R.C.

I discovered this under the seat of a car I bought recently. It was sandwiched in a patty of sticky pennies, hair, petrified french fries, and bubble gum wrappers. It was about to hit the trash can, but I noticed the line, “Keep your mullet shining and we’ll all rejoice…” and I knew I had something worthwhile on my hands, along with a gummy coating of vintage Dr. Pepper sludge.

Dear Fiddy

April 9, 2012

FOUND by Andrew in Manhattan, New York City, New York

Found in a basket of a bike on Thompson Street. This is just the envelope and I don’t think it ever made it to Mr. Curtis Jackson III since the sender forgot a stamp.

Drop Script

July 25, 2011

FOUND by Jody K. in San Antonio, Texas

Found this on the street in my apartment complex while walking back from the laundry room.

Christmas Rapping

November 27, 2009

FOUND by Joe Crain in Grass Valley, California

Found this in the sleeve of a record I bought from a local thrift store. The record was the single “In the Spirit” by Twilight 22, an 80′s rap song with a Christmas theme.

Sexual Math

October 18, 2009

FOUND by Erika in NW 22nd & Glisan, Portland, Oregon

Found this piece of song writing gold on the way home from the bar one night.

Fat Joe vs. 50 Cent

January 28, 2009

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FOUND by Adam in New York City, New York

So I just got a letter sent to my office addressed to Fat Joe, via his publicist. Unfortunately, they got the address wrong, and it wound up in my hands.

Gangsta Rap. Doughboy Style

October 8, 2008

FOUND by Erin Justus in Studio City, California

My boyfriend and I found this during a very suburban morning walk in front of a white house complete with white picket fence and Range Rover … the afternoon hangout for corduroy-clad skaters dreaming of life on the cell block.