I Could Be Playing Halo

I manage a dog walking company so I’m out on street most every day and this is my most prized find! I’m amazed by it in general, especially the disregard the teacher had in her notes — it seems she was mostly worried about format over the truly psychotic nature of the text.

Almost Haiku

I found this in our school library in a pile of papers by the printer that nobody had claimed. It could be a haiku, but it has one extra syllable.