Butter Nosestrips

I found it in a shopping cart on Mother’s Day.

Demo Assholes

I’m a cashier at a grocery store, which is a goldmine for shopping lists. Here’s a pretty sweet one I rescued. I wonder how Babbles is coping with those Demo assholes!

Soup Rainbow

I was walking through the grocery store one Sunday when I saw this paper on one of the recently stocked aisles. Obviously someone wasn’t too sure on the correct procedure for stacking cans and boxes and needed some help. What I loved the most was the rainbow at the end if they completed the task … Continued

Ambition

This looks like quite an ambitious grocery list – cat food for ALL cats?? What’s a coffee markout?

Bammanas, Nilk, Weed

I found this in a shopping cart in the parking lot of the local Food 4 Less. Thought it was odd that it was typed. Wonder if they were under the influence of the bammanas when they typed it?

Drano Dinner

I found this list at the local grocery store. Sounds like New York is having a pretty good meal…until you get to the bottom of the list. Glad I wasn’t invited over for dinner.

Loose Fruit

found this neatly-folded note on the ground outside of the Great American grocery store. I like that Mark makes the simple task of telling a co-worker about their shared produce job into a great excuse to wish her well. It’s good to know that niceness still exists in the world.

Ultimate Ass

Found this while on a hike in a park.