Now What?

I found this while bar-hopping downtown one night and, given my condition, thought it was deeply perplexing.

Jeep

I was at the park yesterday and found this GNC business card on the ground. Not only was it discarded by ‘Jeep’ but ‘Nils’ wrote on a GNC card, which somehow implies that he or she is fit and buff, except don’t call them at work.

Drink More Ultra

So I arrive at the Y early one morning, hop on the elliptical machine and begin my routine as I wait for my friend Lillia to arrive. I look down to set my time on the machine and see this note lying there.

Voila?

Interesting groceries.