Marked Urgent

This While You Were Out message was found in a Seattle library book titled Anybody Can Do Anything by Betty MacDonald in October, 2011.

Hint

I found this in the book “What Women Want Men to Know,” by Barbara DeAngelis, PhD.

Future Miss America

I was working a shift at Bath & Body Works the week before Christmas when I found this folded up on one of the shelves while cleaning up. I hope the maker of this list received at least one of these things for Christmas.

The Freshest Breath

Found this in the Pentagon, where I work. Looks like someone sent a care package to an airman who clearly deployed with his sense of humor.

Two Lonely American Psychos

The title page from American Psycho complete with an endearing note to a former, but apparently still swooning lover.

Mean Little Bugger

So a friend was moving out of her flat, taking her books from the built in bookshelf with her. Her gay German flatmate was distressed. He didn’t have any books of his own, and the bookshelf would look sad sans books. So he did what any self-respecting semi-literate would do. He bought up several bulk … Continued

The Insane and Neurotic

I was shopping around at Bookmans and found note on the inside front cover of “The Encyclopedia Neurotica.” I would have bought the book anyway, and this find was an added bonus.

Late Birthday Present

I found this on the Tube. An absent father mails his daughter some jeans with peanut butter and this accompanying letter, I assume.

Bird Of Paradise

Found this in the front cover of the book “A Practical Guide to Unemployment Insurance.”