Friend Zoned

I found this Valentine’s Day card in the hallway of my dorm at Purdue University.

Tennis Elbow

Found this random assortment of oddments in a shopping cart at Grocery Outlet…

Comparisons

Found this in a parking lot. Is it a comparison of lovers to find the best one? Comparing each other? What got me are the sincere, gentle questions then: “Who does more shots when you go out?”

Ahoy Pastafarians!

I found this on a table in the student union at my college. I wasn’t eating pasta, but it sure made me want some. On the back is a graph showing the decilne of pirates and the increase of incliment weather. Still tasty though.

Falstad the Science Dragon

I am a student assistant in the library and often come accross random notes. This one was just too awesome to not send.

Thank You Much Style

I found this thank you note in a magazine from an antique store in Volo, Illinois.

“Make a To Do List.” Check.

So many questions arise from the life of this to-do list maker….Who is Bob? Why does he get the worst jobs? Why put certain bodily functions on the list and not others? Is Pinocchio required reading every day? And so many more…. FOUND on the sidewalk.

Stood Up

I found this on my way home in a bingo hall parking lot at about 3am at the tail end of a heat wave in mid-July. Kind of chuckled at her choosing rhyme to sarcastically express her displeasure with being forgotten. And who is the freak?

Happy Birthday Deb

This was the cover of a music mix burned to a CD-R for sale in a Salvation Army thrift store.