I’m Gone Make Him Cry

Mackenzie found this on the Metro train after a Cardinals game. The front looks like innocent schoolwork; the back belies the glorification of violence in our youth.

Violating Carvelle

I found this note/business card when I was walking down a residential street.

Animal Attributes

I found this on a table in my work’s cafeteria. It was written on a napkin, and I thought that it was just hilarious, especially because it is all about someone named Lance, and that is my name, too.

Page Me Later

One cold as fuck February night in Chicago in 1999, I went to my old apartment at Fullerton and Kedzie to watch the movie “Ran” with my friend and old roommate Kelli, who still lived there. Around 3 a.m. I stumbled out to my car, full of war-fatigue from the movie, and thinking all kinds … Continued

I Hate Art

This is from a tiny diary I found in my backyard.

Nothing Better

I found this on the steps of Mitchell Hall at UWM leaving class one day. I love a well-titled list!

The Polite Vamp

While walking into my local purveyor of finely crafted crap from China, I spied the word “blood” on a piece of paper in the parking lot. Thinking it was someone’s Christmas shopping list, I picked it up…