Church Sign

Found in a church washroom. It says, “Please flush the toilet after each usage thank you for your cooperation.”

But I Like Nancy

I found this index card in a used book I picked up at Value Village.

Pro French, Con French

I was at the bar and decided to play dice with the the bartender. This notepad had been sitting to my right unattended since I’d arrived, so I grabbed it to use under the dice cup so it wouldn’t be so noisy. It was opened to these pages, 24 and 25.