My Sister’s Stage

I found this along with another one in a hallway at my school. I’m not sure if the person who wrote it is just learning English or is just bad at sentence structure.

420

Found behind Sanislo Elementary School. Schoooooooooooooool’s out for summer! Looooooooooooooooost my weed–bummer!

1920s Kind of Love

I found this on my podium with a bunch of other notes on the same-sized paper. The custodian likely put it there, but I’m not sure. I teach in a high school and thought this was pretty interesting compared to other things I’ve found. Tried to discreetly find the owner with no luck.

Boo

Hair, Hair Everywhere

Last year, I found this photograph stapled randomly to a bulletin board at my high school. I picked it up and kept it because it made me laugh. The person’s arm has more hair than the dog!

Happy Thanksgiving

I found this note on day in my classroom after the kids left. I was initially sad to hear that somebody had a rough morning and then i realized that some of the kids hadn’t been on task the entire time during the period dedicated to silent sustained reading.

Bike Fight

I found this photo caught in an air conditioning unit outside my apartment complex at Eastern Illinois University. I don’t know what these guys are fighting about, but I’m sure it has something to do with the broken bike.

I Will Stay Seated

I found this at the women’s locker room at Vanderbilt’s gym in Nashville. When I found this, all I wanted to do was run around and around.