I’m The Boss Bitch

This was slipped under our door on the last day of finals at Heidelberg College. We have no idea who it is from, who wrote the reply, or why it was given to us. I especially like how they wish the “loud music playing man” a great summer.

Brownie Points 4 U

I work for my university to check-in and check-out camps from a dorm during the summer. We have to go through each room of the building to find lost items. We had just checked-out a christian camp and our building had all girls– no boys allowed. I found this note stuffed and folded in the … Continued

Ahoy Pastafarians!

I found this on a table in the student union at my college. I wasn’t eating pasta, but it sure made me want some. On the back is a graph showing the decilne of pirates and the increase of incliment weather. Still tasty though.

Shy Guy’s Breathing

I found this on a college classroom floor. I think it is the creative contraction of “kind of” that amuses me the most.

Don’t Forget the Guts

In fairness, this was found near USC the week before Halloween. Although I’ve yet to find a store in downtown LA that sells any type of guts.

No Nuthin

I found this sticking to a traffic cone inside the University of Alaska Anchorage Campus Center. I’m assuming it’s a wet paint sign, but there was nothing being painted that I saw.    

I Will Stay Seated

I found this at the women’s locker room at Vanderbilt’s gym in Nashville. When I found this, all I wanted to do was run around and around.

What I Like About You

I saw this on the ground walking through the rain on Brigham Young University campus. It was folded and wet. Hope you’re happy, Bradley. It sounds like somebody loves you.

If Your Beliefs

Another from the university recycling bins during move-out week. Sounds like an interesting poem.