How to make a baby

I found wedged behind an antique mirror in a flat in Dublin. I think it was done many years ago by a girl trying to work out the details of sex because she wasn’t taught it in school.

Kill Bill

CAUTION: YOU CAN’T UN-SEE THIS LETTER. I found this while splitting firewood in my backyard, in the city. As I took a break to drink some water and while sitting in the alley, this letter was on the ground next to the firewood stack. I picked it up and found it strange that this apparently … Continued

“Dress-Up” Coupon

“This coupon is good for a one time use. I have to dress up in whatever outfit you choose and wear it an entire day/night.”

Special Things for My Special Man

I found this note folded into a novel I bought new from The novel is Oryx and Crake, by Margaret Atwood, not the type of read you’d associate with an apologetic lover. Or “peeny.”

Married at the Mega Mall

I am a real estate agent and I was showing a house. This was folded up in the middle of an empty room on the floor. I have pretty much showed it all around Pensacola. One of my friends said I should make it into a poster. Another friend said he wants and make it … Continued

Gorilla Love

I found this while hiking with about 15 other photos from the same roll of film. This was one of my favorites.

Baby Bresses

We recently moved into a new house. Soon after, we began getting plain paper-wrapped magazines addressed to the previous owner. We learned through the grapevine that he worked for Hustler or Penthouse Magazine some years back. Strangely enough, about two weeks into our new stay a postcard arrived addressed to Penthouse Magazine. Somehow the writer … Continued