So late one night I went to Burger King and there was one other guy there, either drunk out of his mind or higher than a kite at a rave. Evidently he thought I was a vampire, followed me home, and left this on my doorstep. It’s on the back of some sheet music, and … Continued
Seems like senility is setting in.
This young man clearly suffers from “nice guy” syndrome, and is driven to leave notes promoting his own worthiness for any girl who might come along. I’m particularly heart-broken by the passage at the end, in which he says he doesn’t believe in abusing girls.
Found outside a coffee house. I’m assuming they were referring to the Taco Bell down on Morris Avenue. Plz.
This was in a Hawaiian fast food men’s room. I couldn’t believe my luck.
I found this on the boulevard while walking with my son. Written in pencil. It just baffles the mind. When and why?
I found this in a little flower pot for your straw wrappers outside.