Chocolate and Star Wars

I found this on the ground while doing some volunteer cleanup and landscaping at a local school, and immediately thought of FOUND!

Giraffe’s Tongue

After volunteering to usher the Christmas concert by a local choral group, a friend found this note, folded over and on the floor (it was labeled “Jerk!” on the front).

This Obviously Has Many Applications

Found at Safeway in the bottom of my grocery cart. I’m guessing the notes found at Whole Foods might be more reliable when it comes to general science, but who knows?

Look at My Pecs

I found this in my favourite bar. They have glass topped tables, which people tend to shove rubbish under. There are usually plenty of receipts and old train tickets, so I was pleased to find something so strange and amusing.

Golfing, Bowling, Twin

I found this in the parking lot of family housing on the campus of Northern Arizona University.

When You Left

This still had a piece of tape stuck to it when I found it.

Computer Words

I found this folded up outside the Perth Art Gallery

Carl Sagan, Where Are You When We Need You?

I found this sheet lying in front of a World Market store in the Galleria section of town, where the rich go to shop (I was just passing through on my way to visit the Tom Delay Museum and Barber College in Sugarland), and apparently their children go to bomb science class.