To the Bigot Upstairs

This is the last of a series of notes that were left on the inside of the main door of my apartment building. Previous notes included:  To whom it may concern: The same to you,  To whom it may concern: Who pulls your strings? and  To whom it may concern: You are … Continued

Blanked On Christmas

My friend and I were exiting our school cafeteria when we saw a note flutter to the ground. We didn’t get a chance to see who dropped it but whoever it was, she was chatting with the principle. My friend scooped it up and unfolded it quickly. we read it and started dying laughing and … Continued


My roommate and I found this taped to the glass window beside a doorway in our dorm hall on a Saturday morning. There must be an extremely interesting story behind it… perhaps shedding some light on the crashing and shouting we heard the night before. Even if he did keep us up, hopefully Sebastian will … Continued

Graphic Designer

I found this stuck to my monitor one afternoon when I returned from a meeting. No one in the office owned up. I hope whomever left it is OK.


I found this in an alley between 10th and 11th streets in San Francisco. Thought it was kinda funny. Someone in my office said it smelled like it came from a public restroom.


Found in an empty pew of a church.

Cover for Tools

One night while closing a local coffee shop in small-town Minnesota, I found this sheet of paper on top of the toilet in our bathroom. I hope the party was as good as they hoped and no one over 30 came.

Secrets in the Toilet

Found this folded up on the floor of the gent’s loos at a club.

Kids Are Cute

Went to Denny’s in Little Tokyo to have a nice breakfast. They were busy so the busboy didn’t clean well. I’m guessing a child left this for the next occupant of the booth (they were having a promotion for Sea World in San Diego).