Find the Parameters

Found this buried under some old picture frames in the living room at my mother’s, but the writing is neither mine, nor hers, nor anyone we know.

I Remember My First Beer

Found this taped to a tree on my walk home from classes. Mifflin St. Block Party was this weekend … perhaps the “degenerate” was influenced to throw a beer bottle at a car after participating in Mifflin. Sucks for the owner of the car, but they were quite creative in their insults, so I have … Continued

The Meeting

I found this on the ground between some buildings while taking a shortcut to plug the parking meter.

Drunk in Nevada City

This note is written on the back of a metallic golden paper that smells a lot of cigarettes. I found it the day after it was written on Broad Street. The style of the note struck me as full of literary possibility… the honesty, the apparent urge to write down an experience, culminating in the … Continued

Ol’ Greb

Found folded up on a desk in a library basement. I have no idea who Greb is, nor why she drinks her alcohol from a shoe.

Citation

Found floating down a stream in rural Indiana, near the Illinois border. Not your usual place for a princess, well-dressed or not.

Drunk Tina’s Drunk Friend’s Car

I had been crestfallen that I had thrown away my entire collection of finds some months earlier (mere weeks before discovering FOUND). I’ve hung onto it long enough, time to share.

WallReds

This was on one of the desks in our design class. The paint on the wall behind him is what caught my eye. But as to what he’s doing; I’d say he was just sucka-punched in the stomach.