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I work on the Delta State campus and saw this flyer lying on a chair downstairs from my office.

Nic Fit

Found in the street

Weightless Status

I found this on the ground next to a park bench by a lake.

Drink More Ultra

So I arrive at the Y early one morning, hop on the elliptical machine and begin my routine as I wait for my friend Lillia to arrive. I look down to set my time on the machine and see this note lying there.

Recipe for “Dip Liquor”

Found on the kitchen floor the morning after a party at our apartment. I’m thinking of submitting it to allrecipes.com.

Ol’ Greb

Found folded up on a desk in a library basement. I have no idea who Greb is, nor why she drinks her alcohol from a shoe.

The “No” List

I found this lying on the ground on my way to my car after school. It was easy to spot since it’s bright orange. I find myself wondering whether these are rules for Jess and Jenna themselves, or rules for someone else.

Citation

Found floating down a stream in rural Indiana, near the Illinois border. Not your usual place for a princess, well-dressed or not.