From My Levatoranz

December 22, 2012

FOUND by Paul Markowicz at The Strand Bookstore, Manhattan, New York

No idea what a Levatoranz or a Bulbospongiosus are, but it does seem that “J” really loves Matthew. This was found in a book outside at The Strand bookstore in New York City in the $1 books section.

Chocking on Cheerios

January 29, 2012

FOUND by Louise in my yard after a windy recycle collection day

After finding this in my yard, I’m really going to be on the lookout at the next block party for some one quiet, who stays away from breakfast cereal, with shrinking thighs and keeps falling down. I hope it’s not contagious.

An Apple a Day

October 24, 2008

FOUND by Metta in Asheville, North Carolina

I found this in a book in the health and fitness section of a second-hand store. On the back are the patient’s notes about which vitamins and laxatives to take each day.

A Perfumed Remark

March 28, 2008

FOUND by Marie in Charlottesville, Virginia

A few days ago, I was inspecting an elegant antique sterling perfume atomizer (I’m a dealer). I unscrewed the top and peeked into the narrow glass vial inside. There was no liquid, but there was a pleasant perfume aroma, plus this note, which was curled up inside. I had to use a pair of needle-nose pliers to remove it, as the vial was so narrow. And here it is!

OUCH

September 3, 2007

FOUND by Chris King in Oklahoma

I’m a stagehand and I found this note on the floor of the convention center after the WWE/ECW show.

Preliminary Data

March 28, 2007

FOUND by Daniel Bremmer in Brooklyn, New York

I was looking through vintage art book that a street vendor was selling on Bedford and found this. Just as I turned around to talk to the vendor, two policemen started harassing him about his merchandise. I figured he was busy enough and walked off with this piece of paper.

Say Yes

May 25, 2006

FOUND by Jeremy Wilker in Twin Cities, Minnesota

While remodeling my basement, I came across this photocopied (why?) note underneath the old cedar closet.