Stereotypes Shmeretypes

Found this detention slip, or “Detention Notification,” in my study hall today.

Bloodshot Red

A teacher’s report of inebriated student who disruptively demands a match.

Butt Cheeks = 5 Demerits

I found this in the parking lot of a strip mall. Apparently this male student has made a habit of saying “butt cheeks.” His repeat offense earned him 5 demerits. Do not taunt this teacher with anatomical references!

Cheating on Diarrhea

I found this report in scraps at my local library. The entire paper was there and very clearly tells the story that cheating is bad.