Buzz Lightyear

I found this in a gutter while walking my dogs. I especially liked the exclamation point.

Gimme $300

I think my friend Joanne spotted this one last year when we visited the Bahamas.

For Hookin Shit Up

I found this note out in the country next to a huge water tank. It was written on the back of a business flyer that discussed floral arrangements for children’s parties.