IN$ANE PRICES?

I found this on a telephone pole near my house. It is someone’s creative response to Pay As You Throw trash bags (anything the city’s residents don’t recycle is required to be thrown away in expensive PAYT bags). It is a solution for getting rid of raccoons and not having to pay for the dumb … Continued

Chipmunk Cheeks and Gargling Nails

I am a music teacher. I was working backstage at an all-state music concert for high school students. Someone turned this over to me and I wasn’t able to find the owner. As I started reading the first sentence I imagined a sick grandmother writing to their grandson, then it became obvious this was a … Continued

Construction

I wonder why someone wanted to take a picture of this spot.

Bitch Bag

Found outside my school. The heart at the end seems a little ironic.

Liquor Store To-Do

Found this list on my way to school. It seems to be the to-do list of a convenience/liquor store employee. I wonder if he ever found his walkie-talkie.

Baked Goods

I found this near the high school girl’s locker room. The nicknames are pretty funny, as well as the seemingly drug reference.