FOUND by Adam Frazier in Charlotte, North Carolina
I found this lying on the sidewalk while out for my daily run. The letter is written on the back of a coupon for a massage spa.
Undershorts
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Sluty Dress
Onesie
FOUND by Albert in Birmingham, Alabama
Found this on the floor at the Apple store at The Summit. I did not know what a onesie was. I asked a few guys. They did not know, but it sounded kinky. The whole list sounded kind of kinky, like things to take on the honeymoon or a weeken tryst. Then I asked a gal. She told me a onesie is for babies. There it is! The whole list made sense then. Obviously it was a list of gifts and candy for a baby shower. We did enjoy speculating for a while, though.
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To The Thief Who Stole My Leather Pants
Bud Clothes
For Loaning Me Your Dress
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FOUND by Abby Perry in Monterey, California
This was in the bushes near the smoking area of my barracks, folded in half with the words facing outwards, as if it was one of those nametags you put on your desk. I’m terribly curious what situation called for a nametag saying “I’m wearing women’s underwear.”