Clam These Items

My office has several kitchenettes throughout the building. Once a month, the refrigerators are cleaned and unmarked items are thrown away. This warning note was found next to several Tupperware containers after the monthly purge. Of note: my office is a publishing company.

Park Carts Hear Heer Here

I found this sign on a par-three golf course while golfing with my friends Matt and Katie. It appears to have been up for some time, based on the rust trail from the nail at the top, and the several attempts at correction.

Some Scar You

My daughter found this in a library book.