Why Do I Care?

I found this in a notepad in the library at my high school.

Hey, a Fish

It seems like after Alex discovered emoticons and sent mementos to his pals he was afraid Mimi would whack him over the head with one of her lunch boxes for not giving her one, too. So he did, with fish, and a rose.

Chihuahua Puppy Card

I laughed at this lying in the middle of the steet because it looked like a real puppy had been flattened “cartoon style.” When I picked it up I saw it was an anniversary card, but I had to read it twice before realizing it was a gay anniversary card.

Say Yes

While remodeling my basement, I came across this photocopied (why?) note underneath the old cedar closet.