Found on a playground.
Found it when I went to use the self-serve station at a Staples. On the back was just “September 1984.” No idea who it belongs to or where it came from, but I’m guessing the person before me has been looking for it for a while.
Found by a schoolyard… obviously the kids were “performing” various operations on their school mates. The Butt Operation was more successful than the Face Operation. Cootie spray option and not covered under the HMO.
I found this in the parking lot of a strip mall. Apparently this male student has made a habit of saying “butt cheeks.” His repeat offense earned him 5 demerits. Do not taunt this teacher with anatomical references!
I found this inside a book that I bought in an antique shop (‘The Practical Way to Keep Fit’, Robert, 1939, also hilarious). I wonder what, if anything, David did to incite the threatened bum-bashing?