FOUND by Kate in South Pasadena, California
I found this (and a few others strewn about) in front of my house this morning. It seems someone is a little bitter about a traffic ticket.
FOUND by Oli Rogers in Northampton, UK
I found this inside a book that I bought in an antique shop (‘The Practical Way to Keep Fit’, Robert, 1939, also hilarious). I wonder what, if anything, David did to incite the threatened bum-bashing?
FOUND by Miranda in Long Island, New York
Found it when I went to use the self-serve station at a Staples. On the back was just “September 1984.” No idea who it belongs to or where it came from, but I’m guessing the person before me has been looking for it for a while.
FOUND by John in Connecticut elementary school
Found on a playground.
FOUND by Xtingu in Blue Bell, Pennsylvania
I found this in the parking lot of a strip mall. Apparently this male student has made a habit of saying “butt cheeks.” His repeat offense earned him 5 demerits. Do not taunt this teacher with anatomical references!
FOUND by Beezus in San Franciso, California
Found by a schoolyard… obviously the kids were “performing” various operations on their school mates. The Butt Operation was more successful than the Face Operation. Cootie spray option and not covered under the HMO.
FOUND by Olivia in New York City, New York
I was emailed this picture by a stranger who mixed up my email with a friend’s. The email said “dear ol, has the heat dropped? are you still sane? how are the cats getting along. here i am pretty restricted, the bad guys control the town, I have taken shrinking medicine and dyed my hair black. i only hope i can get restored to normal, but they say that costs a whole lot more as everyone wants to look like a gringo hepas of hugs and please say hi to santiago. tell him i am thinking i will go straight to hf from the plane when i return and bring his volvo down on Sept 2 so we can load up in nyc.” I was going to tell them they had they wrong person but I love getting mysterious messages… so I just didn’t respond. :)