Caught You

I found this while shelving Teen books at the library where I work. The fluorescent yellow caught my eye as it was sticking out of a copy of Dramarama by E. Lockhart. It particularly made me chuckle because I imagine the first writer trying to use “Bookworm!” as an insult only to receive this comeback, … Continued

Stereotypes Shmeretypes

Found this detention slip, or “Detention Notification,” in my study hall today.

Don’t Tell Mom

Found in a storage unit I’m cleaning out for whoever is the next to move their stuff in.

I Will Control Myself

This item was found on my front lawn on Cavalry, back around 1989-90. A student must have dropped this on his way home from school. There were three pages of this at one time: I sent two pages to friends, and I had the last copy framed.

Butt Cheeks = 5 Demerits

I found this in the parking lot of a strip mall. Apparently this male student has made a habit of saying “butt cheeks.” His repeat offense earned him 5 demerits. Do not taunt this teacher with anatomical references!

Cheating on Diarrhea

I found this report in scraps at my local library. The entire paper was there and very clearly tells the story that cheating is bad.