I bartend at a restaurant and worked a private party for an OB/GYN group. They left these notes behind on a table. Some of them I can’t understand or make out. My favorite note by far is “Masturbating vigorously on the basement floor.”
I was walking down the street on the clusterfuck of a day that is moving day, September 1st, in Boston. This girl needed me to watch her stuff in the driveway of her apartment building while she went to work, but also invited us in to ransack anything left by her roommates. Among the loot we scored was a small notebook with a leather cover and lock. We found this on the last page in the notebook.