Who Told You I Was a Bedbug?

I found this in my NY Public Library Book. The book was the Complete Candida Yeast Guidebook – which might make it more creepy. I thought one of my coworkers had drawn it and stuck it in the book because we have conversations about how scary bedbugs are sometimes.

Stuffed Fang

My best friends found this and felt they should give it to me, I’m not sure how to take it. They found it on a suburban street. We think it must be stuffed.