I found this Post-It Monday morning, bright and early, in my desk drawer, when I came into work and was arranging my things for the week. It was on a Post-It pad, as if the brainstormer calmly scribbled it and just hid it there upon discovery. (Or so I like to imagine)
I’ve worked as an assistant in this home office for 3 years, but though I’ve found some odd things in my time — unexplainable tchotchkes, questionable knickknacks, books with titles that make me raise an eyebrow (It’s kind of an eccentric place) — I’ve never found something like this in my space.
I was running along Bayshore Blvd. when I found this in the grass. I was in the zone, just jogging along — beautiful day, the sun was glittering off the Bay, “BITCH!”, not a cloud in the sky — wait, what was that?