I’m Not Too Fat to Fly

Found at a girls’ high school wedged under a table. Very cute, chubby bird flying amongst clouds… and the wonderful one-liner “have a nice life.”

This Obviously Has Many Applications

Found at Safeway in the bottom of my grocery cart. I’m guessing the notes found at Whole Foods might be more reliable when it comes to general science, but who knows?

Flickering

Found three years ago.

Hi! My Name Is Freedom

Recently, my mom approached what she thought was a piece of litter in her front “yard” (my parents live in an apartment townhouse), only to find a deflated white balloon with a 3×5 card tied to it that had a note scrawled from “Freedom” herself. From the looks of it, Freedom appears to be about … Continued

The Fowl

Found this in a book at a used book store. The back says: “SHIRLEY FEEDING THE FOWL AT LAGUNA SCO PROB FALL 88 -THATS A SLICE OF CLARKS BREAD IN THE AIR-”

Ducks Very Limited

While driving in early December, I hit a duck. It was either hit the duck or cause a multiple-car accident. The duck was flying one foot above the ground, looking disoriented. Plus, I think it was selling drugs to kids. But usually when you hit an animal, the animal does not attach itself to the … Continued

Pinin’ for the Fjords

My husband found this Polaroid on the street. We’re not sure if the objects surrounding the bird are candles, corks or perhaps wooden pegs.