Blood on the Floor

Found this little gem on the sidewalk. My friends and I found it strange that the writer shows no concern about the blood or the fact that the recipient was strangely still “sleeping” in the middle of the day, and instead was worried about feeling unloved themselves. Huh.

Listen You Animal

Someone has been wiping their boogers on the bathroom wall. Animal!

Not a Toilet

I spotted this in an alley. I can imagine the frustration that went into it.

Change Your Seating Habits

When I saw the find from March 14, 2009, I was reminded of this. A sign next to it, written in the same style, said, “If you sit and use our bathroom ~ Please spray freshener, open window, and shut the door. Thank you.” There’s a deli in the market where delicious sandwiches are served, … Continued

Do I Smell Burning?

Found face up on the ground while I was waiting at New Cross Bus Garage.

Sticky Poo

I work for one of the world’s major oil companies as a design engineer. I saw this in the bathroom cubicle next to one of the cafeterias.

Pooped

I found this in a public library book.

I’m Pissed

I have a small but ever expanding collection of found signs usually stuck to doors or broken public utilities.