Pooped

I found this in a public library book.

I’m Pissed

I have a small but ever expanding collection of found signs usually stuck to doors or broken public utilities.

Sometime Hours Later

I found this after moving into a new house. It made me worried that I should call the landlord before there were any problems.

Free Flushes

Found this on my walk to school. Wonder why the bear is so formally dressed, or what sort of “flushes” he’s offering.

“Ladies”

Found on the floor of a bathroom before I interviewed for a position as an editor at a magazine.

No Vomit in Sink

I was visiting a company’s swanky modern office, and I found this in the bathroom. I immediately burst out laughing, and all sorts of images came into my head of a post-drink-binge-morning-after-run-to-bathroom-vomit (and not quite making it to the toilet). And the outrage and disgust of maintenance when they find the hurl in the sink. … Continued

If You Don’t Hit

This was found taped above the toilet in a diner/gas station, in the Southwest part of the state. I’m guessing there must have been a pattern of not hitting the commode to warrant this note.

Bathroom Break?

When I got back to work after my vacation, this note was waiting in the ladies’ room, on the door of the middle stall (this toilet does have a weak flush). My friend told me it had been up for a while and she thought her manager had put it up (from the handwriting). I … Continued