Do Not Forget This

I got this five-dollar bill as change at a Japanese restaurant up the street, and was intrigued by the note at the bottom.

Find Another House

Found in the gutter on Ramsay Street. I am most struck by the comment about the stove. It seems to say, “Look, I’m not really thrilled about the dope-shooting in my house, but I could live with it if you were just a little more conscientious about turning off the stove when you were done.” … Continued

Decided To Finish

This was in a used book. It feels like notes for a speech, but that doesn’t seem right.

Gang Aft Agley

I found this at Johns Hopkins University. It was on the ground on Art Museum Drive, just a couple hundred feet north of 29th St.

Feminine Masculine

Someone left this on the circulation desk in October of 2002. I guess it’s advice/commands for drag ball participants. My favorite line is the last one.

Always Watching

I found this on my car windshield last fall. My girlfriend and I now close the bedroom blinds.