I work at a school for English for students all over the world, and I found this list of vocabulary words in the parking lot. I’m embarassed to admit that I don’t know some of the words on the list, and I have been speaking English for 21 years.
Discovered on the lawn of the Texas Memorial Museum in fall 2001, while leaving work. At first I thought it an excited inference concerning select evolutionary adaptations of the Texas Pterosaur Quetzalcoatlus, inside the museum. Or maybe an enthusiastic decision on the burning supper issue: pizza vs. hot wings. But it’s so whimsical that it … Continued
Found this on our table at a comedy club.
I was hauling groceries back to my car I stepped on someone else’s shopping list. Flatly honest sentiment is a rare thing in December. I’ll sneak through the holidays with this stranger’s snit line in my pocket.
Note found on the escalator in the Phoenix Airport.
While at a conference for work, a group of other attendees wanted to go to this thrift store. I was the only one to find something.
I was riding my bike along the sidewalk, and I saw this crumpled piece of paper in the grass at the side of the road.
I found this outside the Communication Department at the University of Texas.
All I want to know: what is the relevance of the pink socks? Socks, I understand, but pink ones?