I Do Not Engage in the Richness of the World
My friends think the last hobby must be a euphemism.
My friends think the last hobby must be a euphemism.
I saw the woman who put it there as I was approaching the house. I thought she was a salesperson, so I asked what she wanted. She said only “I just want to give you this flyer.” Then she rushed pass me and down the block. I assume she was going door to door with … Continued
When I was hanging out at this beer garden right on the beach, I looked down and noticed this on the floor by my foot. While the 3 people I was with continued their conversation, I read this to myself, amazed. Finally I had to interrupt them to show them my find. I think it … Continued
There are six pages with writing in this spiral notebook (with the cover “Orient’e – Authentic Oriental, Made in Japan”), none of which look like they were done by the same person. Following a first page that simply says, “Mike’s Phylosiphy”, and several blank pages interspersed with a crossed out grocery list and a page … Continued
I found this on a table in my work’s cafeteria. It was written on a napkin, and I thought that it was just hilarious, especially because it is all about someone named Lance, and that is my name, too.
I was working gown pickup at graduation at the University of Houston and I found this note on the back of a gown receipt on a bench after the ceremony. Looks like she was ready to start her life out right with drugs and cuddles.
I found this in the parking lot of family housing on the campus of Northern Arizona University.
Found this tucked away in a used copy of “The Martian Chronicles” I picked up the other day for a quarter.
I found this list on top of a baby change table in the women’s washroom at a drop-in play group.
I found this at my library. Somebody had forgotten his diary. It manages to be both hilarious and incredibly poetic at the same time.