No Offense Intended

Just saw this note on the ground after leaving a coffee shop at 18th Ave. and Geary Blvd., and thought it was a pretty fair and balanced proposition for a casual “dudes only” hookup.

Captivating

I found this index card in a puddle on my way back from class one day.

Fan Mail

This was found on the floor of the hallway of the Luxor Towers, part of the Luxor Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. My theory is that a couple, overjoyed by the election victory of Obama the night before, had celebrated in a time-honored fashion in the wee small hours — apparently within the hearing … Continued

Red Shorts Boy

At Coachella, my friend Phil was attracting all the men because all he was wearing were these red booty shorts. I guess the boys who parked next to us wanted to get in them– we found this on our windshield!

Two Lonely American Psychos

The title page from American Psycho complete with an endearing note to a former, but apparently still swooning lover.

No Love

Found this in the parking lot.

Sexy

I found this in the hallway of my high school on St. Patrick’s day. I wonder who the intended recipient was and if they ever actually received the message.

It Is Highly Decorous

I found this on a table in a coffee shop. There were two unused napkins sitting on the table. When I moved them, I noticed this note written on the bottom napkin. I had to look up the definition of “decorous.”