Generic Asshole

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FOUND by Stella Lopez in my driveway

I found this in my driveway one morning. At first I was really alarmed, and paranoid because I thought it was really aimed at me, but when I calmed down I realized it didn’t make sense: I am not a Generic Asshole. And I have my own parking space. I liked it because I have often wanted to write a note such as this and now I don’t have to. I’m going to copies and leave on windshields when needed.

Waste of Skin

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FOUND by Kirby in Seattle, Washington

It was during a horrific snow storm and I ran out of gas on the way to one of two gas stations open at the time. Luckily I was able to turn left onto a street going downhill and I parked my car in front of an apartment building and coincidentally, in front of a fire hydrant. My friend went to go pick up my car later and found this attached to my windshield. I guess we can assume it was to me, but funny all the same.

Love Poem 5/19

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FOUND by Thomas Pafford in Durham, North Carolina

I saw this piece of paper on the street, at the intersection of Bivins & James Streets. It was early Sunday morning and I was walking the dog and picking up trash. I picked it up. The poem is written on the back of a portion of the wine list from some restaurant.