A Christmas Greeting

Found this on a shelf in the business section at a bookstore a couple weeks before Christmas. It’s written on the back of a bank deposit receipt. The account balance was $1,663.47.

To the Transplants

Found this in my pocket this afternoon. Whoever wrote this could have easily asked me to move my coat but instead wrote this note.

Waste of Skin

It was during a horrific snow storm and I ran out of gas on the way to one of two gas stations open at the time. Luckily I was able to turn left onto a street going downhill and I parked my car in front of an apartment building and coincidentally, in front of a … Continued

Parking Spot

My friend found this note in the parking lot at the University of Houston. Ho! Ho! Ho!

Love Poem

I saw this piece of paper on the street, at the intersection of Bivins & James Streets. It was early Sunday morning and I was walking the dog and picking up trash. I picked it up. The poem is written on the back of a portion of the wine list from some restaurant.

Asshat!

I found this in the Price Chopper parking lot. Obviously, some jerk parked his car across two or more spots. I like the way the author emphasizes the offender’s obvious sense of entitlement by underlining “you,” as well as the use of “asshat” as opposed to the more pedestrian “asshole.”

Tropical Paradise

I picked this up on the street near Central Square. Nothing too special about the content of the note, but I like how it looks like the “dumb ass” is pooping into a magical Tahitian lagoon.

Asshole Parker

I found this note in a Target parking lot in St. Louis one afternoon. It was laying on the ground between two cars, none of which were mine. I’m still trying to figure out if the writer of the note meant to call the bad parker an asshole twice or just forgot to put the … Continued

Not Handicap?

I found this note curbside near where I work in Lincoln Park. Parking around there is a real bitch.