Animal Attributes

I found this on a table in my work’s cafeteria. It was written on a napkin, and I thought that it was just hilarious, especially because it is all about someone named Lance, and that is my name, too.

Icy Bag of Poop

Whenever I go to the grocery store, I pick up any discarded shopping lists I see (it’s my voyeuristic side). I found this one a few years ago. Totally normal on one side, and HELLO, pure pre-adolescent genius on the other.

Love Joseph

I found a wad of folded up photographs on the ground while walking home. They were fairly aged, as though someone had been carying them around a long time in every kind of weather, really cherishing them and what they stood for.

Well, Howdy!

I was over from the UK visiting a friend and I found this on the pavement/sidewalk. Cow girl, horses, wagon wheels– just like I seen in the movies.

Bam Bam the Beaver

I found this laying on Maine Street as I was getting out of my car one morning in. I though it was so cute that it’s been on my fridge ever since!

Blah

Found on the #77 eastbound Belmont bus on a Wednesday evening.

Kung-Fu Possum

I found this in an academic building at my college during a training session. It was crumpled up in a ball on the floor.

Big Plans

I still worry about this poor cat every day. Something tells me this kid has plenty of big plans — this is neither the first nor the last of them.

Akita and Overalls

This photo slipped out of a stack of used books I purchased at a library sale in central Arkansas. I don’t know which book it came out of, but it was a dog or cat book. The back of the photo says Nov. 1976. I think it is adorable. If I were the owner of … Continued