Please Return the Rabid Bat!

I saw this note taped to the call box of my apartment building. I laughed out loud. Later, I learned that my friend had taken (and used) the fan from the dumpster, not realizing that there was a potentially-rabid bat inside!

Bunnies Gone Bad (On A Catalog Card)

Found on the sidewalk in front of the Capital Grille, about a block from the Library of Congress, two blocks from the US Capitol. Is that the Capitol Building on the left there, or a spaceship? And are those airplanes fleeing? Attacking? Or just ignoring? And what is that bad bunny hiding behind? Not to … Continued

Missing Kitty

One day I was locking my bike in a back alley off south side of Soho Square and I saw this note in the pavement. I guess it was stuck in a lamppost but fell off. I took from the ground and originally I was thinking to stick it again, but is so funny (think … Continued

The Great Northern Hotel

At work today an e-mail went out to all staff warning that the Lost and Found box was going to be dumped. In the e-mail was a list of completely random items (gold earring with “precious” written on it, 3 maps of Africa, a stuffed M&M doll, etc), but one item really stood out as … Continued

Killjoy

I promise that I did not take this off a wall or telephone pole; I actually found it lying on the ground and there were no others to be found anywhere.

One Child Breezing Through Nap Time

I found this ripped coloring/numbering exercise lying dejected on the ground at 7th and Bainbridge St. It seems the whole farm is asleep today.

Hunters

My best friend accidentally booked us rooms at the wrong motel the night of her wedding. This was the first thing I saw, when closing the door.

Stuffed Fang

My best friends found this and felt they should give it to me, I’m not sure how to take it. They found it on a suburban street. We think it must be stuffed.

Fig

I spotted this find more than a year ago on the sidewalk outside my house and it’s been sitting in my living room ever since. The thing that struck me is that this is far from your ordinary missing pet flier. First, there’s no photo…then again, it makes perfect sense, all black cats pretty much … Continued