Lion’s Snack

I walked into my composition class and this was on the floor. No one knew where it came from or who it belonged to. It’s an actual photograph, too.

Ducks Very Limited

While driving in early December, I hit a duck. It was either hit the duck or cause a multiple-car accident. The duck was flying one foot above the ground, looking disoriented. Plus, I think it was selling drugs to kids. But usually when you hit an animal, the animal does not attach itself to the … Continued

Grilled Turkey

Classic situation. A friend of mine was at a rave in Wisconsin and found a roll of film. He developed it to see what was goin’ on. This pretty much speaks for itself.

Doris

This was found by my dad, who is a security guard in a retirement community. He thinks it might be written by a woman living there who brings them ‘treats’ (cookies, etc.) accompanied by her dog. -Patricia

Kindred Souls

My classmates and I were working on a project in an empty dance studio at the University of Texas, and I had a printout of an email another classmate received, detailing the requirements of the project. I accidentally left it in the studio after class one day, and a week went by before I was … Continued

The Work Has Been Completed

I found this on the door to the break room downstairs. If there really was a bird, and this wasn’t just an uncharacteristically poetic moment for one of the guys in facilities management, that bird would have had to make it through two sets of double doors to get into the break room from outside. … Continued

Aggression

I found this in a local mall. It looks like Giggles has nailed this one right on the head.

Notice

Why go to all the trouble of printing and posting the notices and then say you are not going to do anything about it?

Table Scraps

One morning, while headed to class, I was waiting at the crosswalk on 23rd street and eyed a pile of books resting on a trash bin. Sitting on top was a framed picture of Mel Gibson… so of course I had to take it. It was only later, when I took the frame apart, that … Continued

Raccoon Friends

I found these pictures in my parent’s attic. There was no indication of why they were relevant. I do not know the identity of “the raccoon trainer,” or why these photos were taken. I remember being told that one of our family members was a woodsman and that he died because a tree fell on … Continued