Satan’s Taquitoes

Found this on the street in front of my work. It has some Christmas tape on it that maybe held it to the toaster oven in question. Not sure how hot Satan’s crotch is. I don’t think I want to find out.

If You Have a Secret

I found this folded into an impossibly small square in the gutter in front of our local paper’s office.

Put Down

This has a particularly viscous/confusing ending.

Congratulations, It’s Time

I found this underneath some dirty, dusty computer cables at work. I love the fact that the note is praising somebody, but at the same time bursting a bubble with the “cup is half empty” attitude. Good stuff.

Personal Legend

I found this post-it note a few months ago and I have been carrying it around in my bag ever since. Every once in a while I re-find it and I am so excited for the encouraging message!

Resolutions

I found this page displayed in an East Bay Express newspaper box at the corner of 27th and Broadway. It’s either a list of personal resolutions or recommendations on how someone else should live.