Am Not

So late one night I went to Burger King and there was one other guy there, either drunk out of his mind or higher than a kite at a rave. Evidently he thought I was a vampire, followed me home, and left this on my doorstep. It’s on the back of some sheet music, and … Continued

The One with the Cats

I found this in the vestibule of my apartment building one night, and I just had to open the envelope and read it. I put it back where I left it though, so I’m not a total asshole.

Don’t Tell Her

Found this note folded and in the gutter at NE 12th & Davis. Wonder who the “her” is and hoping that this direct approach paid off.

CPR Training

I wish she was my girl–A sounds cute.

A Note to Tiffany

I don’t know if Tiffany ever got it, but it was halfway under one of the tires on my truck. Sorry “D” but Tiffany either tossed your note or you’re still just a secret admirer.

The Paper Bag Lover

A friend and I shared an apartment with some people we lived downstairs they lived upstairs, a few times when I’d come back from work weird notes like this would be on the stairs leading to our apartment, not long after they were evicted for selling drugs so we don’t know who they came from.

Looking Good

Today as I was leaving the mall I felt extremely thirsty so I stopped at a vending machine in the parking deck of the mall. As I reached down to get my soda I noticed this paper folded inside the soda retrieval area. It made my day.

Newsies Love

I found this in a back pack going to goodwill, and I LOVE Disney’s “Newsies” musical. I find myself quite jealous of Chrissy.

5th Gear Baby

I found this on the curb outside my flat. I saw the word ‘driver’ and assumed it would be a nice angry rant … how wrong!

Enough to Be Famous

I found this folded up under a flower pot at a local coffee shop. I don’t know how to upload the other side at the same time, it appears to be possible, but I don’t know how. On the other side it says: “Do not read unless you are Lenny. If you not Lenny, please … Continued