5th Gear Baby

I found this on the curb outside my flat. I saw the word ‘driver’ and assumed it would be a nice angry rant … how wrong!

Enough to Be Famous

I found this folded up under a flower pot at a local coffee shop. I don’t know how to upload the other side at the same time, it appears to be possible, but I don’t know how. On the other side it says: “Do not read unless you are Lenny. If you not Lenny, please … Continued

Weird and Sloppy

It was on the door across the hall from my place when I woke up this morning.

Taste the Fire

I found this note in the napkin dispenser at El Pollo Loco restaurant. Interestingly enough the girl filling napkins did have a beautiful face.

Latte Love

I found this on my car one morning.

Red Shorts Boy

At Coachella, my friend Phil was attracting all the men because all he was wearing were these red booty shorts. I guess the boys who parked next to us wanted to get in them– we found this on our windshield!

Sexy

I found this in the hallway of my high school on St. Patrick’s day. I wonder who the intended recipient was and if they ever actually received the message.

Shh My Ass

Love (or friendship) note left beneath my windshield wiper; my name’s not Maria but my license plate frame says “I’m a librarian and I will shush your ass.” Maria must be pretty awesome since the author says there should be “1 million more of her.” On the other hand, the author wasn’t sure if Maria … Continued

It Is Highly Decorous

I found this on a table in a coffee shop. There were two unused napkins sitting on the table. When I moved them, I noticed this note written on the bottom napkin. I had to look up the definition of “decorous.”