The Police Are Responding

I had just moved into a new house where some dodgy pipe work kept me awake at night. At 4 am during a fit of sleepless rage I pulled up the floorboards to find not pipes, but this note. As far as I am aware there are no schools nearby but what concerns me more than that is how someone thinks “kiddies” playing football at school is a crime. Also how Margaret felt the need to tell the author of this note about it, who in turn felt the need to tell their mother. The note is also written on the back of a vehicle inspection form which resulted in a ‘fail’ so I’m guessing good news didn’t come around that often in this house.