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Found by Alan Smith in Parkersburg, West Virginia

My friend Matt found this on a bulletin board just inside a Kroger store here in Parkersburg in late February 2003. There’s just so much to work with here… the bizarre phrasing, the seemingly pointless underlining, the sad desperation… Just who is this “daughter?” An actual relative? A former lover? A stalking victim? Funny thing is, there were no Hooters in the area in ’98. One opened a year or two ago, but has since closed, and it wasn’t near any Mary Street. Go figure. We were all on the lookout for the “primered 77 Olds Cutlass S FTop 2 Dr car,” but no one ever saw it that I know of. That’s probably for the best. Actually seeing the person who wrote this would only ruin the legendary figure that many of us had pictured in our minds.

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