I.L.T.F.U.Y.

This letter is near and dear to my heart. My wife and I found this letter, one page at a time, while on walks with our son. Each page was in the gutter just waiting for us in pretty much the same spot. I’ve pulled it at at some gatherings I’ve thrown with friends and it’s a crowd pleaser. It’s even prompted one couple to get over their inability to say “I love you”. Now they say ILTFUY (“Eel-Tea-Fue”) an acronym for “I Love The Fuck Out of You”.