Prone to periodic bouts of depression, I often visit Bark Park in an effort to lift my spirits. The dogs are always happy and the sunshine has Vitamin D and I never feel claustrophobic there. Recently, this photocopied offer appeared tacked to the cork bulletin board in the leashing and unleashing decompression area near the dog runs. “El Guapo” haunts me now and has, in fact, become my muse. “El Guapo” is available ladies; you won’t be disappointed.